The Profiteer of Profitable Monkey is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.745 billion Profitable Monkeyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The strong Profitable Monkeyian economy, worth 190 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 50,777 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,267 per year while the poor average 3,183, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Profitable Monkey's national animal is the monkey, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Profitable Monkey is ranked 159,876^th in the world and 2,851^st in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.